Yo mama

- Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"

 - Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!"

 - Yo Mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

 - Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.

 - Yo Mama's so ugly, they didn't make a costume for her when she tried out for Star Wars.

 - Yo Mama's so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, "Damn! Is it Halloween already?"

 - Yo Mama's so ugly, the govt. moved Halloween to her birthday.

 - Yo Mama's so ugly, her mom had to feed her with a sling shot.

 - Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.

 - Yo Mama's so ugly, two guys broke into her apt., she yelled "rape", they yelled "NO!"

 - Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.

 - Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up.

 - Yo mama's so ugly, rice crispies won't even talk to her.

 - Yo mama's so ugly, she scares people even with the lights out.

 - Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

 - Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.

 - Yo mama's so ugly, that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

 - Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."