1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding
2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
7. Southern DOS: Y’all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
8. Backups? We don’ *NEED* no steenking backups.
9. E Pluribus Modem
10. …. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
11. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
12. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?
13. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor’s Pentium.
14. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
15. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
16. RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
17. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
18. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
19. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
20. E-mail returned to sender — insufficient voltage.
21. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
22. “640K ought to be enough for anybody.” - Bill Gates, 1981
23. Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
24. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…
25. REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
26. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
27. Hit any user to continue.
28. Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.
29. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
30. (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?