Tyson already has his next fight lined up, with Lorena Bobbitt. Winner eats all.
This gives new meaning to “box lunch.”
Reporter: “Evander, what did you think when Tyson bit off your ear?” Holyfield: “What?”
Spock-vs.-Tyson bout hastily canceled - John Corl, Rochester, N.Y.
What did Mike Tyson say to Van Gogh? “You gonna eat that?”
Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer? It has two bytes and no memory
Next bout: Tyson vs. Hannibal Lecter, with Julia Child to referee. To be held in Hungary. Billed as, “The snackfest in Budapest.”
How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica? Metallica leaves a ringing in your ears. Tyson leaves your ear in a ring.
Slogans for Tys * The T * Da * * Ear-Reconcilable Differences
When interviewed after the fight, Tyson’s first remarks were that “it tasted like chicken.”