|"Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"|
" My right hand."
" Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."
|Customer: I cleaned my computer and now it doesn't work any more.|
Repairman: What did you clean it with?
Customer: Soap and water.
Repairman: Don't you know you're not supposed to touch a computer with water?
Customer: Oh, it wasn't the water that caused the problem...it was the spin dryer!
|Customer: I think I've got a bug in my computer.|
Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise?
Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!
|Did you hear about the monkey who left bits of his lunch all over the computer?|
His dad went bananas.
|Does the school computer have a brother?|
No, but it's got lots of tran-sisters.
|Excuse me, this computer has a cake instead of a plug.|
Yes, sir, it's a currant bun.
|Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!|
Has the computer stopped working?
No, but there's a lot of crackling.
|How did you get so good at computers?|
I went to night school.
|How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?|
Hide their trainers.