A man and a woman, who had never met before,found themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
were tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and
At 2:00 AM, he leaned over and gently wakes the
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be kind
enough to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, why
pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he is excited.
"Good," she replies. "Get up and get your own damn