When vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever tempted to eat themselves?
Why are builders afraid to have a thirteenth floor but book publishers aren’t afraid to have a Chapter 11?
Aren’t all generalizations false?
Why aren’t there bullet-proof pants?
Sooner or later, doesn’t everyone stop smoking?
Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
Why don’t you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
How can the weather be “hot as hell” one day and “cold as hell” another?
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
Why do they call it a TV “set” when you only get one?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Why do they call it a TV “set” when you only get one?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbit’s foot?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called “rush hour”?
If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
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