Thursday, April 30

Join our company

"ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION":
 You'll be making under $6 an hour.
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 "ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY":
 You're paid under $6 an hour; we'll be bankrupt in a year.
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 "AN UP-AND-COMING SOFTWARE COMPANY":
 There's no chance in hell we'll be the next Microsoft.
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 "PROFIT-SHARING PLAN":
 Once it's shared among the brass, you get what's left.
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 "COMPETITIVE SALARY:"
 We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
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 "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:"
 We have no time to train you. (and/or)
 Please introduce yourself to your co-workers.
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 "NATIONALLY RECOGNIZED LEADER:"
 Inc. Magazine mentioned us in an article a few years ago.
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 "IMMEDIATE OPENING:"
 The person who had this job gave notice a month ago.
 We're just now running the ad.
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 "SALES POSITION REQUIRING MOTIVATED SELF-STARTER:"
 We're can't supply you with leads; (and/or)
 there's no base salary to speak of; (and/or)
 you'll wait 30 days for your first commission check.
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 "SELF-MOTIVATED:"
 Don't expect Management to answer questions
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 "WE OFFER GREAT BENEFITS:"
 After 90 days, you can join our HMO, which has a $500 deductible and a $35 co-pay.
 
 
 
 

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