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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART STUPID DOG.
GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer.
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 FORD MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800.
COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS."
SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS.
HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB.
GEORGIA PEACHES CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.
TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 -- $9 PER HOUR.
OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.
FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR. WARRANTY. LIKE NEW.
SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
OPEN HOUSE BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON FREE COFFEE & DONUTS
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT
AWHILE. BETTER BE REWARD.
EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX
SPRINGS - $175.
ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO
REMEMBER.
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
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