Thursday, April 30

Funny Classified Ads

Classified Ads

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.

FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART STUPID DOG.

GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.

1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer.

SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 FORD MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800.

COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS."

SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS.

HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"

HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB.

GEORGIA PEACHES CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.

NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.

TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 -- $9 PER HOUR.

OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.

FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR. WARRANTY. LIKE NEW.
SLIGHT URINE SMELL.

NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.

OPEN HOUSE BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON FREE COFFEE & DONUTS

FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT
AWHILE. BETTER BE REWARD.

EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX
SPRINGS - $175.

ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO
REMEMBER.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

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