Wit and Wisdom From The Internet

	Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark - professionals built the Titanic.
	Love is grand - divorce is a hundred grand.
	Politicians and nappies have one thing in common, they should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
	Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
	Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.
	Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.
	If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.