Friday, April 24

The Rules

Rule 1.

The Female always makes the rules.

Rule 2.
The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
Rule 3.

No male can possibly know all the rules.

Rule 4.
If the female thinks the male knows all the rules she immediately changes some or all of the rules.
Rule 5.

The female is NEVER wrong.

Rule 6.
If the female is wrong it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said.
Rule 7.
If rule 5 applies the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
Rule 8.
The female can change her mind at any given time without notice and as often as she desires.
Rule 9.
The male must NEVER change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
Rule 10.
The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
Rule 11.
The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
Rule 12.
Any attempts by the male to document the rules may result in actual bodily harm.
Rule 13.
The female may break any rule at any time.
Rule 14.
If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.

No comments:

Post a Comment