When you are caught sleeping in desk

12 Best Things To Say

If You're Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

12.

"I'm in the management training program. I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP) that I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend."

   

11.

"I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without hands."

   

10.

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

   

9.

"This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to."

   

8.

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time"

   

7.

"I wasn't sleeping. I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

   

6.

"I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

   

5.

"I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating against people who practice yoga?"

   

4.

"Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our company's biggest problem."

   

3.

"The coffee machine is broken..."

   

2.

"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

   

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

   

1.

"... And, finally, I pray for the future of our company. Amen."