Actual Errors in Newspapers

I's very happy," said Olga, a medical student in perfect English.

 

The house was trimmed in pink, white and blue with babies hanging from the ceiling and nursing bottles galore.    

The 53-year-old candidate for the Congress, now of Little Rock, was born on a farm in Kansas City 68 years ago.

   

Headline: SUSPECT TAKEN IN MIAMI JEWEL CASE    

We are not responsible for errors in the Calfficied Ads.

   

To Mr. and Mrs. Ben M. , a son, 7 lbs. 12 oz. more to come more more mor.    

We have received a new shipment of Arrow shirts for men with 16 necks.    

We are happy to announce the engagement of Gene Kelly to Prince Rainier. He will now become a princess.    

Smokers, the next time you light up, try Chesterfields if you really want a good choke.    

Ann Landers will be glad to help you with your parents. Send them to her in care of this newspaper.    

The fatal accident occurred at 125th Street as the dead man was crossing the intersection.  

Charles H. Horn goes to Georgia Tech to study unclear physics.  

LBJ COLD ALMOST OVER, FUNERAL TRIP STILL UNCERTAIN  

The Tuesday matinee at the Arcadia Theater will be on Saturday this weekend instead of Thursday.  

Four plays later he ran around his right end for three years into the end zone.  

STEP TAKEN ON SEWAGE  

The sheriff said there are currently five openings at the county jail.  

Mrs. Downs attended the flower show with her twin daughters, Mary, age 6, and Helen, age 4.  

MAN WHOSE HEART STOPPED BEATING TO TAKE IT EASY  

Mrs. Nelson was presented with a gift from the chapter in appreciation of work well done by Mrs. Ethel Anderson.  

Clark Gable was injured in an automobile accident. The extent of his injuries are not known; however, the area in which Mr. Gable was injured is spectacular and scenic.  

ESCAPED LEOPARD BELIEVED SPOTTED  

CEMETERY GETS PRAISE FROM FORMER RESIDENT  

"The carnage on our highways can be reduced, but only if you give us the fools to perform the job corrects," said Gov. Hatfield.  

NIXON GETS STONED ON TRIP  

About one third of all passengers flying between London and Paris travel by air.  

In Chicago five men were accused on bride-taking.  

Mr. and Mrs. Conway have returned from a week's fighting trip to Wisconsin.  

In the ensuing struggle, the hijacker's pistol discharged, wounding the stewardess in the tail section.  

The new mayor is an insurance agent and broke.       Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.       Great Dames for sale.       Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.       Include your Children when Baking Cookies       Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case       Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?       Iraqi Head Seeks Arms       Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax       Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told       Miners Refuse to Work After Death       Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant