50 Actual Newspaper Headlines

   

1.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

   

2.

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

   

3.

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

   

4.

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

   

5.

Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

   

6.

Farmer Bill Dies in House

   

7.

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

   

8.

Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?

   

9.

Stud Tires Out

   

10.

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

   

11.

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

   

12.

Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again

   

13.

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

   

14.

Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

   

15.

Eye Drops Off Shelf

   

16.

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

   

17.

Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

   

18.

Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

   

19.

Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

   

20.

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax    

21.

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

   

22.

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

   

23.

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

   

24.

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

   

25.

Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

   

26.

Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter

   

27.

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

   

28.

Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

   

29.

Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84

   

30.

War Dims Hope for Peace

   

31.

If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

   

32.

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

   

33.

Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

   

34.

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

   

35.

Deer Kill 17,000

   

36.

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

   

37.

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

   

38.

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

   

39.

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

   

40.

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

   

41.

Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed Needy

   

42.

Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire

   

43.

British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

   

44.

Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

   

45.

Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees

   

46.

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

   

47.

New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

   

48.

Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

   

49.

Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing

   

50.

Air Head Fired