Monday, May 4
What A Deal!
Little Johnny was talking a walk down the street when he found something on the road. He was not sure what it was and was playing with it when this man came running towards him out of breath. "Hey kid that is mine. Can I have it back please?" the man said Little Johnny said, "Well i found it first." The man was getting mad becuse it was a condom and he needed it, then he remembers he has a loney in his pocket and says, "hey little boy i will give you this loney if i can have that.. er.. donnut." Little Johnny is pleased with the deal and the next thing you know he's back home with a really big smile on his face. Little johnny's mom noticed this and said, "Why are you so happy then?" Little Johnny replied, "Because this man on the street gave me this loney for this donnut I had, but what he doesn't know is I licked all the jelly out first."