Thursday, May 7

Holy Mother

A recent Irish League match between Newry and Larne, the visitors were awarded  a penalty and the
 captain summoned his best player and said, 'I want you to take  this one, Patrick. Just think hard as
 you kick -think which way the wind is  blowing, and think which direction the keeper's going to jump.
' 'Holy Mother!' said Patrick. 'Do you expect me to think and kick at the same  time?'      

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