Thursday, May 7

Doctors and Lawyers

Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the  other sat in the middle
seat. Just before take-off, a physician got on and took  the aisle seat next to the two attorneys. The
physician kicked off his shoes,  wiggled his toes and was settling in when the attorney in the 
window seat said,  "I think I'll get up and get a coke." "No problem," said the physician, "I'll  get it for you." 
While he was gone, one of the attorneys picked up the  physician's shoe and spat in it. When he 
returned with the coke, the other  attorney said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too." Again,
the  physician obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other attorney  picked up the other
shoe and spat in it. The Physician returned and they all sat  back and enjoyed the flight. As the 
plane was landing, the Physician slipped his  feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had 
happened. "How long must this  go on?" he asked. "This fighting between our professions? This 
hatred? This  animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"    

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