10. You recognize batter as the kid who sold you a hot dog a couple minutes earlier. 9. Everytime a
player slides into second, he busts his hip. 8. They keep shouting "Do over!" 7. When umpire yells,
"Strike 3!" batter looks at him as if the dude's speaking French. 6. Try as they might, they just can't
scratch themselves like professionals. 5. First base: Siskel. Second base: Ebert. 4. Game stops
when some lady in a house near the stadium shouts "Dinner time!" 3. Players constantly adjusting
each other's cups. 2. You overheard the coach yelling, "Run, Forrest, run!" 1. They play like the Mets.