Monday, May 11

They Don't Mess Around

A seven year-old turns up in his classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher: 

"Morning Tommy, and why weren't you at school yesterday?" 

"Well Miss, my Grandad got burnt." 

"Oh Dear, he wasn't too badly hurt I hope?" 

"Oh yes Miss, they don't mess around at those crematoriums."

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