One day a Jewish couple decided to see what a Catholic Mass was like.
Toward the middle of the service, the priest said, "At this point of the service, if you are not a Catholic, you will need to leave at this time." No one left.
So, for clarity of his request, the priest continued, "If you are a Protestant or a Jew, we would kindly ask you to leave the santuary at this time."
All of a sudden the statues of Joseph, Mary with Jesus in her arms came alive, and Mary said "Come on, Joseph, let's take the kid and go home."