A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you".
She answers: "My son, you cannot offend me. When you are as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you see and hear just about everything. There's nothing you could ask that would offend me."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me".
She responds: " Okay, but you have to be single and you have to be Catholic".
The cab driver is very excited and says "Yes, I'm single and I'm Catholic".
"OK" says the nun. "Pull into the next alley".
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush, but when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child" says the nun. "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess. I'm married and I'm Jewish".
The nun says "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Purim party."