There were two golf players. The first went to take the shot, and the ball landed in the pond, and sunk to the bottom. He walked up to the pond, stuck his club into the ground, and the water split in half. He walked in, and took another shot, hole in two.
Next player shot, it landed in the water, and got eaten by a fish. The fish swam to the surface and got swallowed by a bird. There was a lightning strike, and the bird spat out the fish, who spat out the ball. It fell into the hole. Hole in one.
And Moses looked up, and said "That's the last time that I play with you, Dad!"