Friday, May 15

Saloon Pun

A sheriff walks into a saloon, and shouts for everyone's attention. 
"Has anyone seen Brown paper Jake?", he asks. 
"What's he look like?", asks one shoddy looking cowboy. 
"Well", replies the Sheriff. "He wears a brown paper hat, a brownpaper waistcoat, a brown paper shirt, brown paper boots, brown paper pants, and a brown paper jacket." 
"So what's he wanted for?", asks the same cowboy. 
"Rustlin'...", replies the Sheriff

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