Wednesday, May 6

SANTA AND THE BEGGAR

Santa Singh used to pass through a road while going home.There was a beggar sitting on the road.Whenever Santa used to pass through the road he used to give 1 rupee to the beggar.After a few years suddenly  Santa stopped giving him 1 ruppe and started giving him 50 paise .The beggar was dissapointed but didn’t say anything to him.

                           Again after a year Santa started giving him 25 paise instead of 50 paise.The beggar got curious and asked Santa “BABUJI PEHLE AAP MUJHE 1 RUPAIYA DETE THE FIR MUJHE 50 PAISE DENE LAGE.AB ACHANAK 25 PAISE DE RAHE HO!!! KYA HUA BABUJI GAREEB KE PET PE LAAT KYON MAAR RAHE HO ?”
              Santa replied “Bhai dekho pehle main akela rehta tha to mere uppar koi zimmedaari nahin thi.isliye main tumhe 1 rupaiya deta tha.fir meri shaadi ho gayi beewi agayi to kharccha badh gaya isliye tumko 50 paise dene laga aur ab mera beta ho gaya to isliye tumhe abse 25 paise diya karunga”
    To this the beggar angrily retorted “ABE TO KYA APNE BIWI BACCHE KO MERE KHARCHE PE PAALEGA?”!!!!

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