Monday, May 11

Old Ladies

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. 

One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" 

The other replies, "Oh sure I do." 

The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" 

The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." 

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?" 

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