A computer scientist died and of course was immediately sent to hell.
As he gloomily entered the infernal gates, he was amazed to find hell was a vast computer laboratory with equipment beyond his wildest dreams.
There were machines of unbelievable capacity and memory, machines that could work at speeds unheard of on earth.
“What do you think of hell?” asked the devil.
“Wonderful” said the computer scientist, “give me a few discs and let me try these machines out.”
“Ahhhhh!,” grinned the devil. “We’ve got no software down here.”