Wednesday, May 6

Sex Definitions

Sex in a boat = Oargasms 
Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms 
Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms 
Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms 
Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms 
Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms 
Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms 
Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms 
Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms 
Sex with an accountant = Boregasms 
Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms 
Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms 
Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms 
Sex while broke = Poorgasms 
Sex with a lion = Roargasms 
Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms 
Sex on a golf course = Foregasms 
Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms 
Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms 
Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms 
Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms 
Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms 
Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms 
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms 
Sex on the beach = Shoregasms 
Sex when you get an award = Honogasms 
Sex at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms 
Sex on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms 
Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms 
Sex among the wonders of the world = Outdoorgasms 
Sex in the vicinity of garbage can = odorgasms 
Sex on the way to the train = All aboardgasms 
Sex that isn't very satisfying = there's the doorgasms 
Sex during hay fever season = Sporegasms 
Sex using plastic cutlery = Sporkgasms 
Sex with a Medieval poet = Troubadorgasms 
Sex in an adult theater = Hardcoregasms 
Sex with conquering Spaniards = Conquistadorgasms 
Sex with someone not paying attention = Ignorgasms 
Sex with a competitive partner = scoregasms 
Sex in a firehouse = Firedoorgasms 
Sex with an Icelandic singer = Bjorkgasms 
Sex with the host of a horrible t.v. show = Pauly Shoregasms 
Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms 
Sex while flying = Soargasms 
Sex with a bugle player = Horngasms 
Sex with an astronaut who didn't make it into space = Abortgasms 
Sex with a beloved partner = Adoregasms 
Sex with a meat eater = Carnivoregasms 
Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo = Pompadoregasms 
Sex with someone who has really bad taste in clothes = Velourgasms 
Sex while sightseeing = Tourgasms 
Sex with a big dog = Labradorgasms 
Sex with Beavs and Butthead = Gonnascoregasms 
Sex during an earthquake = Tremorgasms 
Sex on farm implements = Tractorgasms 
Sex with Thomas Edison = Inventorgasms 
Sex with a construction worker = Contractorgasms 
Sex at a symphony orchestra = Conductorgasms 
Sex with a person who examines dead bodies = Coronergasms 
Sex on the stairs at the mall = Escalatorgasms 
Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters = Liquorgasms 
Sex with a possessive partner = Yourgasms 
Sex with Frankenstein's assistant = Igorgasms 
Sex with three of your friends = Fourgasms 
Sex with a Norse God = Thorgasms 
Sex when resistance is futile = Borggasms 
Sex without a climax = Nogasms


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