Thursday, May 7

Footballing definitions

Football: A game consisting of 22 skilled players, one impartial referee, two  eagle eyed referee's
 assistants and one stupid ball.  Teammate: Another person that you have to dribble around  Fans: 
Two sets of abusive referees  Offside: The Bermuda Triangle area of the pitch where "innocent"
 players are  drawn towards.  Scoring: When 11 men spontaneously start dancing and kissing,
 regardless of  any injuries, whilst 11 others droop like wallflowers  Striker: Faultless, overpaid, box
 hogging lay about whom only misses the goal  when he is fed a bad ball  Defender: Player who's 
function is to commit fouls just outside of the penalty  area  Ball: Round object used by referees to 
entice players into committing fouls.        

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