Sunday, May 3

Drug Dealers and Software Engineers - A Comparison

Drug Dealers : “The first one is free”
Software Engineers : “Download a free trial version”

Have important South-Asia connections (to help move the stuff)
Have important South-Asia connections (to help debug the code)

Strange jargon : “Stick”, “Rock”, “Dime bag”, “E”
Strange jargon : “TCP/IP”, “XML”, “Java”, “SQL”

Realize that there’s a ton of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market
Realize that there’s a ton of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market

Job is assisted by industry’s producing newer, more potent mixes
Job is assisted by industry’s producing newer, faster machines

Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers
Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists

Their products cause unhealthy addictions.
Gta IV. Prince of Persia,World of warcraft. Tomb raider.; Enough said.

Do your job well and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you
Damn! Damn! DAMN!

Have you heard about the new Cray super computer? It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.

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