Question: Definition of an upgrade?
Answer: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
Question: What do computers eat when they get hungry?
Question: How is the new iMac like a woman?
Answer: Neither one will take a 3 1/2 inch floppy and they both like a big hard drive.
Question: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
Answer: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says “lather, rinse, repeat.”
Question: Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?
Answer: Because it is below C level.
Question: What’s the difference between Windows vista and a virus?
Answer: A virus does something.
Question: Why is sex like software?
Answer: For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it for free.