Definition of an upgrade = Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
The day Microsoft will make something that doesn’t suck is probably the day they’ll start making vacuum cleaners.
Redmond, WA–Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows 2000″ will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
How is the new iMac like a woman?
Neither one will take a 3 1/2 inch floppy and they both like a big hard drive.
What’s the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?
A virus does something.
Why is sex like software?
For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it for free.