Sunday, May 3

And The Compiler Says

*ABSOLUTELY UNCHANGED COMPILER RESPONSES*
(from a make of umoria 5.4 on an Apollo…)

[monsoon:umoria] 19} make

cc -O -c main.c

Compiler Errors
99 divide by 0 error: can’t find source
033 linker attempting to ‘duck tape’ this ‘gerbil’ of a program

cc -O -c misc1.c

Compiler Errors
099 Warning: parser bug confuses : and ; and | at times
088 Warning: pointer passed to pointer; pointer loop
086 sin | more souls >! /dev/hell

cc -O -c misc2.c

Compiler Errors
00 function ‘fuckit’ not defined
666 you’re going to hell for this code style
77 You learned to program in FORTRAN didn’t you?
088 Warning: pointer passed to pointer; pointer loop
088 Warning: i before e, except after ;

cc -O -c misc3.c

Compiler Errors
101 can’t find library ’stdlib.h’
******** Line 1725 of “misc3.c”: [Warning #202] Value assigned to mask is never used;
assignment eliminated by optimizer.
******** Line 1858 of “misc3.c”: [Warning #202] Value assigned to mask is never used;
assignment eliminated by optimizer.
******** Line 2203 of “misc3.c”: [Warning #202] Value assigned to flag is never used;
assignment eliminated by optimizer.

cc -O -c misc4.c

Compiler Errors
14 parse error: I just don’t get it
77 You learned to program in FORTRAN didn’t you?
088 Warning: pointer passed to pointer; pointer loop
54 echo > /dev/console /dev/console /dev/console 0xfffff !! > ?

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