Friday, April 24

Driving Exam Answers

The following are real answers submitted in Driving Exams by the California Department of                                                            Transportation's driving school.

Q:

Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?

A:
What for? He can't see my license plate.    
Q:

Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?

A:
The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."    
Q:

When driving through fog, what should you use?

A:
Your car.    
Q:
What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A:
I would be forced to drive unlawfully.    
Q:
What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A:
Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.    
Q:
What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A:
The color.  
Q:
How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A:
Heavy psychedelics.


 

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