The following are real answers submitted in Driving Exams by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
Q:
Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A:
What for? He can't see my license plate. Q:
Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A:
The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." Q:
When driving through fog, what should you use?
A:
Your car. Q:
What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A:
I would be forced to drive unlawfully. Q:
What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? A:
Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute. Q:
What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A:
The color. Q:
How do you deal with heavy traffic? A:
Heavy psychedelics.
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