The following are real answers submitted in Driving Exams by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: | Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? |
A: | What for? He can't see my license plate. |
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Q: | Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? |
A: | The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." |
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Q: | When driving through fog, what should you use? |
A: | Your car. |
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Q: | What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? |
A: | I would be forced to drive unlawfully. |
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Q: | What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? |
A: | Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute. |
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Q: | What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? |
A: | The color. |
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Q: | How do you deal with heavy traffic? |
A: | Heavy psychedelics. |
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