This is an actual collection from medical interview records written by various paramedics, emergency room receptionists, and (we are afraid) a doctor or two at major hospitals ... |
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1. | | She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce. |
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2. | | The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed. |
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3. | | Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles. |
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4. | | Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation. |
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5. | | Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. |
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6. | | Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot. |
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7. | | The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. |
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8. | | The patient was to have a bowel resection. However he took a job as a stockbroker instead. |
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