Saturday, August 22

Computer Acronyms !!

Computer Acronyms !! Do You Know What They Really Mean!
  • PCMCIA:- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
  • ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
  • APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Loving Entity
  • SCSI: System Can't See It
  • DOS: Defective Operating System
  • BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
  • IBM: I Blame Microsoft
  • DEC: Do Expect Cuts
  • CD-ROM: Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months
  • OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.
  • WWW: World Wide Wait
  • MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
  • PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
  • AMIGA: A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
  • LISP: Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses
  • MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
  • WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
  • MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
  • RISC: Reduced Into Silly Code

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