Blonde: You May Already Be a Winner

A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking. After pulling off the tab, she begins screaming, "I won a motor home! I won a motor home!" 

The waitress runs over and argues, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a stero system!" 

The blonde replies, "No. I won a motor home!" 

By this time, the manager makes his way over to the table, and he too argues, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as one of our prizes." 

Again the blonde says, "There is no mistake! I won a motor home!" 

The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."