The Office of Institutional Computing has defined a lower cost alternative for Desktop conversions that also addresses the Year 2000 issue: The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by Jan, 1999. Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are many sound reasons for doing this: Y2K problems No technical glitches, keeping work from being done. No more wasted time reading and writing emails. Substantial hardware cost savings. Frequently Asked Questions from the Etch-A-Sketch Help Desk: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. What do I do? How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? What’s the short cut for Undo? How do I create a New Document window? How do I set the background and foreground to the same colour? What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch? How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch? How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
Pick it up and shake it
Pick it up and shake it
Pick it up and shake it
Pick it up and shake it
Pick it up and shake it
Pick it up and shake it
Pick it up and shake it
Don’t shake it.
Friday, May 1
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