A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing
voice say, "Nice tie." Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty, except for himself and the
bartender at the end of the bar. A few sips later, the voice said, "Beautiful shirt." At this, the man
called the bartender over. "Hey, I must be losing my mind," he told the bartender. "I keep hearing
these voices saying nice things, and there's not a soul in here but us." "It's the peanuts," answered
the bartender. "Say what?" replied the man in disbelief. "You heard me," said the barkeep. "It's the
peanuts... they're complimentary."
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