One night a father sent his son upstairs to bed. Fiveminutes later the boy screamed, ''Dad! Can you get me aglass of water!?!''
''No. You had your chance. Be quiet and go to sleep.
''A minute later the boy screamed, ''Dad!! Can you PLEASE getme a glass of water?''
''No. You had your chance. Next time you ask I'll come upthere and spank you.
''A minute later the boy yelled, ''Dad, when you come up tospank me can you bring me a glass of water?''
Sunday, July 5
Little Johnny Meets Obama
Little Johnny is at it again... President Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'?
So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.
One little boy stood up and offered:
'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy?'> 'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.' A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.' 'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.' The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?' Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.
'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'
'Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss... and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.
Saturday, July 4
Friday, July 3
21 Reasons Why best Friends are Better Than Boyfriend/Girlfriend
21 Reasons Why best Friends are Better Than Boyfriend/Girlfriend...
1.You don't have to call them every day, just to let them know you're not fighting
2.You don't have an anniversary-you just sort of "became" best friends.
3.When someone calls your girlfriend/boyfriend your "partner" it makes you think of marriage. When they call your best friend our partner, it's more
like cops.
4.You never have to touch your best friend when it's
hot outside, but you
can still huddle close when it's freezing.
5.Your parents usually like your best friend.
6.Your best friend doesn't care if you get fat, you're
ugly, or if you get a ard haircut.
7.You don't have to get jealous of "girls only" night
or "guys only" night -- You're part of it!
8.You can laugh at your best friend with no consequences.
9.You can burp/fart in front of your best friend on
any occasion.
10.You can plan on still having a relationship with
your best friend in 20 years.
11.Never in your life will you need "space" from your
best friend.
12.Your best friend won't be mad if you want some time
alone, and will only ask you "what's wrong?" once.
13.Your best friend is someone you get in trouble
with; your boyfriend/girlfriend is someone you get in trouble
with if you get in trouble.
14.You don't have to get dressed up to go anywhere
with your best friend.
15.You're allowed to have multiple best friends.
16.No one ever spreads rumors or talks about you and
your best friend's relationship.
17.Borrowing any amount of money from your best friend
is okay, no questions asked.
18.Your best friend will never refer to you as "the
ball and chain," "the old lady/man," or "the whip."
19.No one is ever trying to fix you up on blind dates
for a new best friend.
20.It doesn't matter what your "other" friends think
about your best friend.
21. Your best friend is the first person you call when
you get a new boy friend / girl friend, and when you break up with them.
Thursday, July 2
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