Wednesday, May 20

Tennis jokes

Anyone who can leap a three-foot net after a match should take up track and field.

We have 750 players in our tennis club. Well, actually there are 50. The other 700 are waiting for a court.

The Bible records the first tennis match in history when Moses served in Pharaoh's court.

Today's tennis pros are so young they give autographs on Etcho-Sketches.

He purposely hits his first serve into the net. He doesn't want to be cheated out of his second shot.

To err is human. To put the blame on someone else is doubles.

A tennis player went to the doctor because he heard music whenever he played. The physician cured him by removing his headband.

Age has no bearing on your tennis game. It just keeps you from winning.

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