Nothing is ever so bad that it can't be made worse by firing the coach.
The wrong pitcher is the one who's in there now.
A free agent is a contradiction in terms.
Whoever thought up "It's only a game" probably just lost one.
It is always unlucky to be behind at the end of a game.
The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it.
It doesn't matter whether you win or lose until you lose.
In sports teamwork is essential. It enables you to blame someone else.