Monday, May 18

A spaceship lands in the middle of Texas

As the Martians start filing out, a big Texan walks up to the one who looks like the leader. He asks the Martian, "Y'all got them green eyes?" 
The Martian answers back in a machine-like drone, "Yes, we all have green eyes." 

The Texan again inquires, "and y'all go those antennay on yo' head?" 

"Yes we all have antennae on our heads." 

The Texan is still curious, as he looks as more of the Martians, he again asks the leader, "Y'all got them long black coats?" 

To which the Martian says, "No, only the Hasidim."

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