Olympic games jokes

At the Olympic Games, a girl bumps into a man carrying an eight-foot-long metal stick.
"Excuse me," says the girl to the man. "Are you a pole vaulter?"
"No," says the man, "I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?"

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Boris Yeltsin is opening the Olympic Games and has to read a speech.
"Oh," he says. "Oh, oh, oh ..."
An aide nudges him, "Mr Yeltsin, stop," he says. "You're reading the Olympic symbol."

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Joe Bloggs turned up for the Olympics with some barbed wire under his arm, and came third in the fencing.