Thursday, May 21

Blonde locked out

A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. She goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. 

The Blonde says, "I want my $20 million." The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." 

The Blonde said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explain that she would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. 

The Blonde, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back right now!"

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