A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into river
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Future Tense of Marriage
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
A place where divorce comes before marriage
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
A book which people praise, but never read
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
The name men give to their Mistakes
An invention to bring an end to all inventions
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY
A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
A banker provided by nature
A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you